Of course, it's not ALL bad

I stayed in a good hotel which has a gym that opens at 5am. It was a beautiful morning

Although the cleaning staff looked at me a little strangely. All became clear when I got back to my room and discovered I had my top on inside-out.


I was also greeted by this beautiful view when I opened the curtains

 And the view from the deck at the restaurant was breathtaking for someone who doesn't live near the sea

Although the service left a lot to be desired, tip for travellers: Start this way: "Hello, could you bring our check please? Oh, and a menu. Thank you"

The bag burst again on the way home and I can't find the receipt so the guarantee is worthless.